Monday, August 31, 2009

wtf omg lol stfu.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Comedy: the new sex

hahahahahaahahah!!!!!!!!! so random, and that makes it funnier.

I get it. it took me an extra second, but it's really quite clever.

lol....I don't think he understood the question

benches don't talk?!!?!??!

I love them all.

in spite of what you all may think

under no circumstance ... NONE at all. . .

do the secrets of the universe lie in these places:

the bottom of a frozen margarita.
the bottom of the second frozen margarita.
the bottom of a strawberry flavored margarita.
4 cans of budweiser
the bottom of my toilet.

so in conclusion, class.... too much tequila is not the solution when the question is "be sober and don't vomit"

Saturday, August 29, 2009

holy shit... i miss this school

i dont remember this or have a particular memory of band in the morning... (art major) but seeing the school makes me miss it.

and the shit that went down in that school..anyone with me??!?

rising stars...random lag videos:

i'd kill to find stuff closer to my year!!!!

the best way to be an asshole

is to scare the shit out of someone at a very inappropriate time.

Friday, August 28, 2009


I love this!

Pac man kicks ass.

Thursday, August 27, 2009


Not human doormats, I wasn't being a smart ass...

But if I was doing "human doormats" the easy celebrity choices would be Jennifer Aniston and Rihanna, for example.


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

99 problems...

this is so fucked up

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

he must have gotten an A.

wtf of the day

what is this?!?!?! i dont understand. but it does get funnier the longer I look at it

Monday, August 24, 2009

the most beautiful bride ever.

She really isn't ugly..but this has got to be one of the tackiest things i've ever seen. good lord....


man.......... i have several people i'd like to share this with.

fatty fatty 2 by 4

goth and spongebob. this is who i want to be when i grow up.

she's so cool.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

circuit city?

i wanna blame it on them so bad.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

photobombers. I need to see more of this happen.

The more important the event, the more valuable the bomb. It takes a real asshole to ruin memories like this.


Ummm. . . note to self: be more aware of the things i spend money on and allow to sit in my closet.

apparently, i thought looking like a figure skater was a fashion statement at one point in my life.

fact: I own a black star printed tube dress with a figure skater style skirt (uneven hem, naturally)... It sorts of looks like a beach coverup (so nasty)

Anyway, i decided since at one point in my life is was worth the $2.99 (there's no way it cost more than that) that I would wear it to sleep.

verdict: hideous. i feel like the weirdos that live in the outskirts of NY, the islanders and jersey people. it is comfortable, though. . . . still. . . . won't be seeing the light of day unless it is to torch/destroy in front of anyone with the misfortune of having eyesight that I come across.

anyone else have something really gross in their closet?

something are never meant to be seen

this was after i looked at YOUR face.

and after this one time i got into someone else's email and saw things i didn't want to ever have to see....

Friday, August 21, 2009


A LaGuardia graduate.... LOVE everything on the LP that's out! (and available online!)

these are two of my favorite songs!

I want to start doing this.

Is this sort of thing a felony? I feel like it is.

Considering it.

Why not? or at least I'd like to see it on someone else

Thursday, August 20, 2009

i know funny people.

if i have one, i gots to get another. (another another another another another)

c is for cookie thats good enough for me. . . .

whats in that bag fool??!

i'm a slut for coconut.

so much funny.

out of season

i'ts summer, i know. still, pretty funny

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

listen and love

i've literally had this on repeat lately... FYI- my memory card on my phone has very limited space, but i made sure to fit all the tracks from "It's my heart, cookie" onto the card.

heres her myspace page

Fell in love here.

Bjork. She is so amazing. Sorry the video isn't too great.
This was her at Madison Square garden.

click here for it

Definitely was moved.


such a great song!!!
check out the remix of the original

and the original:


Kid Saying Blood

kids say the darndest things.

woops. . .

Dear creators of these items : Not too well thought out, whaddaya think, champ? Maybe take another marketing class? I'd definitely say this falls in the "fail" category.

Dear creators of these items : Not too well thought out, whaddaya think, champ? Maybe take another marketing class? I'd definitely say this falls in the "fail" category.

douche the bag. literally.

yea...this isn't photoshopped.

this really happened. paying the chicks to take a picture: $20.00
stupid shirt: $14.99 plus tax
durag: $.99

looking like a complete dick and having your picture all over the internet forever: priceless