Friday, July 31, 2009

gee whiz

SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

but its true, Eeyore is emo.

Veiny and Muscly

Very cool. Looking at real life muscle and stringy biceps and people meat gross me out, but this looks awesome

always reliable to make me laugh. thanks i-am-bored

I love a good prank!

Most of the pranks in the one below are lame and don't work, but it's fun to watch a family have fun together. A family that plays together, stays together! lol.. the dad is hilarious.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

mute it, if you will

Shakira is a fucking weirdo, I think that's why I like her. I miss her spanish language music, it was so much more...coherent...

She looks fucking hot! I could do without the contacts, I think she looks better with her natural eye color. She really does look ridiculously beautiful, and i like that weird half body suit thing.


thanks beatriz, this made me laugh ALOT. i've watched it at least 10 times already

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it's funny cuz he says everything backwards

hahaha. i laughed.

wrong. not funny. but i still wanted to laugh a little

Mostly because I want to know who said this, and if they really said it to be mean or to be funny or what?!?!?

Honestly, who could ever seriously mean this?!?! If you laughed you are not a bad person, you have a similar sense of humor... to me, that is.

yes! asshole :1 point

he really deserved it for being a dick. that guy got him good.

Gotta catch 'em all


cuz it's not on tv anymore, and I still got this joke.

uh oh

i totally got it... and it didn't take very long, either


i wish i was as cool as this kid

this is hilarious.....

fuck with me, ima do the "hammer of justice" move on you.


how did they do this?? why is the bear not biting the horse?!?!? why is the bear not doing bear things and trying to eat the horse???? confusion has set in.

pervy machine

pervy robots, the wave of the future.

i dig this though, it's funny if it really does display that message.

if you misbehave: this is what I will do

go ahead, make my day

how to fuck with an idiot: long did it take you ?

for the hell of it

Why do I feel like this could be better than the stuff it's a parody of?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Let's play "which is more disturbing?"

Alex Trebeck naked, or this furry dude?

I cant decide. Both are terrifying.

If you like penises (gay man, straight woman) vote for the one you would sleep with if you HAD to choose. It's hilarious.
I honestly am stuck without an answer as of right now

Dustin Hoffman's son......

Jakey Jakey Jakey... This guy is pretty fucking hot, actually... If I had a type, I think he'd be it. I'd totally bag. Thoughts, questions, comments?

Sunday, July 19, 2009


Yea, I just love her bag. I sort of secretly love her head accessory too. I like the ears. Something about this sort of just reminds me of Tank girl. Maybe it is the kangaroo like ears, paired with the super funky style of the rest of that ensemble. I'd totally wear the ears. I want to steal the bag.

That is all.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Drop this

I'm sorry...but when did it become cool to name drop? Since when is it not super annoying to name drop? And has it become socially acceptable to be a label whore?

By the way, I've said it once and I will say it again... Just because something costs an arm and a leg, that does not mean it is assuring you a stylish night out. Sometimes, you look stupid wearing something that is name brand simply for that reason. Sometimes, name brand things are ugly.

I am sure I can find a pair of Louboutins I would not wear. Sure of it.

I don't know but lately I've seen an influx of obnoxious name dropping on all these social networking sites and personal blogs.

Star fucking is really just that... It doesn't make YOU any cooler. It just makes your desperation magnified.

By the way, did I ever tell you guys that J-Lo was my babysitter and that Al Pacino is actually my uncle? J-Lo was only my babysitter because Gwyneth Paltrow was my neighbor though. Yea.... it's just really obnoxious, guys.

also, i shit eat Faberge eggs for breakfast, and shit out diamonds.


Pharrell.. I got very mixed feelings when I read about this. P.s. don't know how old or new this is, but it's still interesting.

What do you think of tattoo removal? A coverup is one thing, actually erasing a tattoo? Aside from agonizing pain...I dont think I agree with it. I mean whatever, to each his own.

How about instead of getting shit removed you just think carefully before getting the tattoo? Sure, there might be a tattoo on my skin I want to remove, but it's part of my past, and you can't just go and erase your past, can you? It'll always be there.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

please god

If she would just eat something I would feel much better.

she does look better these days though.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


One of my favorite Kardashians.... I do love them all though. The website was hating on her hard, but I think she looks fucking fantastic in the bodysuit.

also, her shoes!

Monday, July 13, 2009

some stuff in my room.

I've been watching youtube, and all these people are doing "51 things I have in my room". I was thinking about it. I have some cool stuff.

I was looking at some of the things I created in my room... I thought I'd take a couple of pictures and share. What do you think?

Aside from the gratuitous amounts of purple, at least, do you like?
The dresser was all banged up and brown so I painted it and made it look new and fun.
The picture frames were broken, and since I had just done the dresser, I decided to just make a matching set of frames.

The door was already purple... I took that fence looking thing from the dresser and just nailed it to the door. Instant earring holder. I think it looks cool. I finally bent up the ends at the bottom the other day so I could have a place to hang some of my necklaces.