Sunday, May 31, 2009

Maybe...you can get a brush?



Song of the day: Janis Joplin "maybe"

But I wouldn't mind if she got a brush. She's such a wonderful performer.

Friday, May 29, 2009

the creepiest shit


So, mostly the last picture.... I mean, the orange bitch is sexy and everything...But i really wanted to examine the reason WHY this stupid chick took that picture with the kid in the bathtub in the background. What is wrong with her??? WHo the fuck did she send this to???

it's so gross. I hope her whole family and the mother of that kid sees this.

none of the other pictures bother me as much as the last one. but the orange girl is pretty bad. . .

Thursday, May 28, 2009

ooh... right... that happened.



The resemblance is uncanny.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I know, I know..




Still funny though.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I missed class that day



If I'd known that expanding was so easy, I would have gotten all A's.

Monday, May 25, 2009

guess what?




chicken butt. This reminded me of something.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Look at the speedometer




OOOHH man I wish this kid sat next to me when I was in high school. I'd have all the right answers.


the most appropriate song of the day:

Denis Leary : asshole

Saturday, May 23, 2009

BEG. TO. DIFFER.



it's actually quite inspiring.
Come over here, you talk too much.

Friday, May 22, 2009

money, bitches




i want it

Song of the day: Flying Lizards: "Money (that's what I want)"

sin or great?




HAHAHHAHAA... I love that the idiot with the offensive sign had no idea he was totally blocked. I hope someone rammed that sign up his ass shortly after.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

awesome tattoos.



If I was a guy i would get this tattoo. I am a girl, and I actually still might... lol

in honor of my clever idea, here is the song of the day:

Basket Case


greenday- basketcase

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

i was really hungry.




MMMMMMM cheeseburger.

This needs that tagline "I can haz cheezbrger"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

They were waiting for me.



Totally my dream lunch.

Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham?

yea... that really needs to happen for me.

Such badasses, together, eating steak and sipping whiskey. or maybe...eating a salad and a non sweetened icedtea? who cares. I am so sad I missed this.

Chuck Norris says:



Ha!

but then this happened.



Yea, it really happened.

Cute preggos!





I think Alyson Hannigan definitely looks the best! She looks amazing and healthy- and the hair color with the green dress is sublime!!! so cute!

Monday, May 18, 2009

SO AWESOME. I'LL TAKE ANY OF THESE.






I AM BED SHOPPING. MY BED IS BROKEN.

THESE ARE A FEW CHOICES. THE BURGER IS REALLY SO CLOSE TO WINNING.

I like that weird elliptical hamster wheel one. I think it rocks, but I can't tell for sure. It only looks like it does.
I also love the twisted/warped tree bed- it's tim burton-esque (Sleepy Hollow?) without being creepy and goth. I kind of love it. Which one do you think you would suit me best?

red with champagne?!?!?


Yea- that dress is amazing... i LOVE that she paired it with these shoes. kind of perfect. I'd love to wear that dress!

definitely definitely no logic

Awesome picture of Bjork. She is my favorite. If I was going to do a photoshoot, i'd like it to be something creative like this. Something fun. So many good ones of this woman... She wins.



Song of the day:

Sunday, May 17, 2009



nice graffiti.

I was browsing through some of my old images, so I am posting them here and there.
I don't know the origin of this- but i'd really like to. Anyone?

Also: song of the day

Mad World (Gary Jules)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

WTF




WTF is one of the greatest sayings of all times. WHat I want to know is this:
Did the Jesus window people know what "wtf" was when they were coming home one day and saw wtf with an arrow pointing at their "say anything" like gesture for jesus?

Friday, May 15, 2009

boys and girls.



Yea...kicked her right in the taco. Men are so wonderful.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Infrared Photography.



My new favorite thing to look at.

The most gorgeous colors, it's like looking through Tim Burton's eyes. Really, I imagine this is how he sees the world. (Boooy do I wish I could)

But hey, infrared photography is the closest we can get so enjoy!

Why I want to go to Iceland:



are you kidding??!?! there are still parts of the world that look this beautiful?!?! i want to be there right now! as a matter of fact,

I want to go to there.

Those horses ain't tamed.

One of my favorite songs of all time-
It's May 14th- so I thought it was a good a day as any to share the song.




Wednesday, May 13, 2009

crazy



But most likely true.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

the virgin mary satisfies.


I don't know man... Someone that allowed this to be manufactured knew it was wrong. and now who knows what sickos bought this soap. yea, thats right. its soap. that looks like a dick from one side, and the virgin Mary on the other side.

On a side note, can anyone define the word tact?


yea... i thought so.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

the holy grail of lists.




i know a steve, so i guess i already did it.

eat more meat? lol... alrighty.

Friday, May 1, 2009