Saturday, December 27, 2008

Christmas!!






My Christmas was FUCKING GREAT!!!

I had such a great week with everyone, I worked at the bar :( but then made it home to the family by twelve, and Pauly and his lovely cousin Victoria (who was visiting from Japan on leave from the Navy) Came to hang out and make Christmas perfect. Paul got me a couple of Wii games for Christmas (among many other things) and I have been a complete zombie at home with the game when I am not at the Underground hangin' out. These are the games I have been playing nonstop (on my new tv!!):




Anyway, I learned a few things this Christmas:

-getting drunk and going home to your family? = hilarious
-do not walk with Paul down the street when it is snowy out, or you will get thrown into a pile of snow when you are walking down the street with Paul....
-You can park in front of a school on Christmas and not get a ticket.
-Being in the Navy does NOT mean having any sort of sense of direction.
-Do NOT go out on Christmas Day, drink jameson, beer, vodka, AND jack daniels together and then go to City Diner, because it will not work out well at all.
-Avoid walking into pool tables and hitting the change feeder, or you will have a purple blue and green bruise all over your leg the next morning.
-Help a navy girl clean out her rental car at 5am with your insane boyfriend. If you do, please expect to be listening to a really loud 90's mix and dance on the sidewalk while emptying out salt and pepper shakers.
-do not spill salt. If you do spill salt, please make sure you spill more over your shoulder and hit the person sitting behind you (vicky). Also, steal the salt and pepper. it makes you a total badass.
-If you are going to steal a homeless's (?) record collection that he left out in the street, make sure he is not there when you are taking it. If he is, please run. (or drive away)
-Do not go to a barbecue restaurant and expect to stay alert and awake throughout the meal, because under all circumstances, you will get the itis and fall asleep at the table.
-Do not tease your Bff, OMG. If you do, expect to slam your arm into a metal door edge and scrape your skin the same night you slam your thigh into a pool tables change feeder.
-Do not drink while you are serving alcohol. also, do not sing karaoke while doing so, or you will most certainly cut your finger and inevitably get plenty of lime juice in your cut, ensuing horrifying pain.
-teach people slapping games
-Play drinking games unless you intend to win!!!
-laugh as much as possible.
-smile even more often!

That's three perfect holidays and a perfect birthday, all in the same year. Common denominator? Mi coyote!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Checkmate, asshole


Hilarious, and I am waiting for the movie to come out.


More importantly.. . .the clever photoshopper forgot to put the superman stencil on backwards, and now superman will have to be dyslexic to be able to decipher the code

New Pictures Of the old underground





I found pictures of what the Underground used to look like before some vast changes, apparently.

Thought i'd share

The icky sickies

I'm sick! congested and a cough. Icky indeed!!! I might or might not cough in your drink as I pour it. It really all depends on you. Is that exact change? Oh, a 5 dollar tip? You didn't have to. Thanks.

juuuuust kidding.

off to get ready for work now. (but I won't really cough in anyone's drink)

I'm on to you

Fuck you, buddy.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sometimes I just want to share.


The things in this life that are beautiful.

Pauly's smile = top of my list

Friday, December 12, 2008

oh... not nice.




Please be photoshopped. That is all.

OH GOD...please...no more.....!!!


No. If you know me from myspace, please delete me from your friends.




Woman or man? Uncle fester?


Not totally horrible, but they could use some cleaning up....shes actually very pretty.



Nike said: Just do it


What loses, baby corn teeth, crazy eyebrows, shitty makeup, hello kitty tshirt, or dog collar? hmmmm so many choices.


I think she thought this was a great idea. not so much. She looks insane. and maybe SHe is a he.


WHY????? it looks like she did that shit with a ruler.


Poor girl... just needs a weedwacker. (moustache?)



somebody got tweezer crazy




no. trim that shit, bitch



wow... so many sharpies. they should own stock in sharpie.


jackass, mad rectangular brows.


chongalicious.


i understand we were being creative. but, still ugly.



protractor eyebrows?

too severe. you look like marilyn manson. and he is prettier.

grow a pair.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Creepy kid, man



Dude, what is her malfunction? WHY would any little kid standing outside of a house that is on fire have that creepy asshole smirk on her face?!?!?!

The caption on the website I found this at (funny junk.com) was "She lit the match"

ASSHOLLEEEEEE !!!

Seriously, what's her deal? Little arsonist monster.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Everyone knows that guy




Everyone knows that guy... The guy thats a little creepy, narrows his eyes when he needn't. He definitely is waiting to make his move. "Stalker Roof" is a really cool name, actually. Like for a human being.

And actually, this picture is a real picture of a house. It was featured in two different places that I have seen. A list of pictures with interesting architecture, and "faces" found in everyday objects and items. Cool beans.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Curiosity killed the cow?




Cows are big, man. That car looks tiny.

It looks like he is a football player. I hope they didn't leave him with that thing on for too long. The other cow is snickering, what an asshole. I want a cheeseburger now. . . . .

Monday, December 8, 2008

Chicks playing in mud.




You totally fell for it.

HAHAHHA. But i mean chicks, like baby chickens. sucker.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

My baby niece :)








These are some pictures of my beautiful baby niece. She is precious, end of story. The first one is from October when she was just born. She already had a mohawk, it was definitely love at first sight. What is it about mohawks that melts me into a puddle? My other favorite mohawked person molded his "niece" a mohawk on thanksgiving, and the pictures been making its rounds as the cutest baby mohawk ever. I love the way they are looking at each other in the picture. Clearly they are plotting how to keep me wrapped around their little (and littler) fingers.... lol. She's got the most beautiful big expressive eyes I've ever seen, it's gotta be because of her beautiful parents!!

100th blog entry


Let's make it count, shall we?

My two favorite scenes in Goodfellas. Romantic and insane.




She reminds me of me a little. Except for the gun thing. I would totally do the intercom thing.

Anyway, I came across this scene the other day and it reminded me of how great the movie is. I know, who doesn't love Goodfellas. Oh well, add one more to the bandwagon.


Saturday, December 6, 2008

The way I intend to drive.





I think I will use neon green so they can see it better. Watch out bicycles and old people.

Friday, December 5, 2008

bad ass cherub




get emmmm!! what did this guy do to piss off the little cherub? I found it hilarious.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

WHAT AN ASSHOLE




MY NEW BEST FRIEND

Thanks sister.


I found this hilarious. Make sure you read EVERYTHING

For my robot building friend :)




Because it is so true.

You come across that stupid piece a million times and do not need it. When you need it, it is nowhere to be found.

Pauly: good luck on the robot. (victoria's secret robot?)

SO how a hispanic household works.



Yea, if I had tried to be "hardcore"....whatever the fuck that means, my mom would have slapped the taste outta my mouth. It wasn't gonna happen. His mom won't let him!!!?!?!?!! Seriously?!?!?!?!